Archive for the ‘Mailers’ Category
A Letter from Martha
AS WE APPROACH THE COMING HOLIDAY SEASON, I am guardedly optimistic that I will be able to turn my Bastille into a chambre de fete. Since my new home has given added meaning to the […]
Healthy Living: How to Fall Asleep
Sleep deprivation can take quite a toll on your appearance: dark circles or puffiness around the eyes as well as a lackluster complexion, Insuring that you fall asleep and stay asleep is a little tricky […]
Crafts: Creating with License Plates
Here at Angel Peak Minimum Security Prison Ini learning that license plates are for more than just cars. While making vanity plates naturally appeals to me, there are so many other creative outlets for these […]
HooseGlass?
Here’s a charming way to help guests at this large party keep track of their wine glass.
Thanksgiving Tips
When the Thanksgiving dinner crowd is in a large cafeteria setting, free-for-all seating does not always lead to happy guests. Place Cards insure that inmates sit with someone they know and conversation flows freely. Besides, […]
ask Martha
Dear Martha,
The stresses of life in a minimum security prison have caused unsightly frown lines to appear on my forehead. How can I get rid of them?
Margaret Giraud
San Diego Correctional Institution
There […]
Decorating: Rustic Folly
Indulge a passion for boudoir restraint without offending your cellmate. Pale walls and moldings set off the subtle tones of patined hand cuffs and leg irons. A tin cup holds a single, elegant votive on […]
What’s for Dinner? Recipes for Jailbirds
It always happens on a clear day in the Fall with a nip in the air that reminds me that winter is on the way. The quiet is shattered by indistinct chattering and a […]
Puzzle
When is it actually possible to come to Cameron Winery and taste wines without being buried under the foot of the American Public?
On one weekend in November
the knave will lose out,
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Exactly Who Started This National Pastime, Anyway?
It was a classic matchup: Cameron Winery versus Mothers Against Drunk Drivers. While we perfected “Hit and Run;” they focused on “Three Strikes and You’re Out!” I am speaking, of course, of Little League Baseball. […]
