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Dundee Winemaker: “It’s the Vintage of the Century"
Happy Hispanic worker picking grapes at Cameron's famous Clos Electrique Vineyard
Replying to questions at his weekly news conference, the normally discreet winemaker for Cameron audaciously declared the 2000 vintage to be either “the vintage of the century” or “the last vintage of the past century”, depending on your view of celestial time-keeping. After a recently completed political season in which candidates seemed to take all sides to any question, wine pundits were immediately celebrating the refreshingly straightforward proclamation put forth by the Dundee vintner. When pressed on the origin of his bold assertion, John Paul returned to a theme which the public seems to be embracing: “Prices must go up because it’s just more expensive but I can promise you that they will come back down when it’s not as expensive.” With an eye on making a run for Machiavelian Prince in 2004 or, barring that, Chairman of the Cameron Safety Committee, it is considered significant that Paul is willing to stake out these courageous positions at this time.
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