Cameron Winery -- sustainably farmed, non-irrigated, Oregon pinot noir and chardonnay

The Cameron XJ Crusher was designed to meet or surpass the very discriminating taste of car buyers in the Dundee Hills. The first thing you notice when slipping into the cockpit, is the simplicity of the interior design. The rear seats can accommodate children, wives and small farm animals but could be used to transport new vintages of Cameron wine. Note that on the rugged exterior there is a bit of muscle around the remaining fenders, reminding one of that the XJ Crusher’s true nature is one of performance and not glamour.

Standard luxury amenities include a steering wheel and cap on the gas tank. Optional accessories (which were not on the Scottish Series 1 tested here) include hood, windshield and doors. But enough of how the car looks, just pause to consider its off road performance. Julia Roberts, eat yer heart out!