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Pteri Ptells All!
California will secede by default!” This earth-shaking prediction was proffered recently by sometime fortune-teller Pteri “The Pterminator” Wadsworth. When asked what this meant for the average people living in California, she suggested that perhaps they […]
Scientists at Cameron on the case
Scientists at Cameron are on the case. To date, our studies suggest that:
mice don’t like wine recruiting human volunteers is easy but wine should not be injected you have to turn on […]
Situation Update
The first patient wine flu patient was confirmed at CDC headquarters in Yamhill County on October 9th. CDC immediately activated its Emergency Operations Center (EOC) and has been aggressively implementing a vindemic response plan. The […]
The AGE1HAVE1 Wine Flu and You
What is Wine Flu?
Wine Flu is a global vindemic that is spreading bottle-to-person worldwide, probably in much the same way as venereal disease.
What are the Risk Factors for Wine Flu?
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Our Annual Newsletters
Once a year, we get together and drink too much. We then attempt to create some form of communication with the outside world. Why, here’s the latest one of them now:
But perhaps […]
The Birds (2010)
“…and remember, the next scream you hear may be one of delight when you taste our wine!”
Wine Flu (2009)
Wine Flu is a global vindemic that is spreading bottle-to-person worldwide, probably in much the same way as venereal disease.
Mondo Ego (2006)
MondoEgo!
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