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Scientists at Cameron on the case

Shocking results: mice don't like wine!What a relief! Top scientists are on the case!
Scientists at Cameron are on the case. To date, our studies suggest that:

  1. mice don’t like wine
  2. recruiting human volunteers is easy but wine should not be injected
  3. you have to turn on the microscope to see anything
  4. hair nets are fetching
  5. internet porn distracts from the scientific research
  6. the potential for the 2007 vintage to cause a vindemic is greater than previously thought

*Disclaimer: Cameron wine will not cure wine flu but will alleviate symptoms. Wine must be taken with food. Talk with our trained personnel about the best treatment plan for you.

Journey back in time with us and browse the last 20 or so years of mailers, newsletters, and video.

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Recent Newsletters

Cameron Swimsuit Issue! (2023)

Last summer, I received a call from Sports Inebriated Magazine, and now histoire has been made …

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Cameron makes it big (2021)

[our November 2021 e-newsletter]

Dear Cameron Winery Enthusiast,

You know how important marketing is to a winery. We certainly do, as you can tell from the flood of one newsletter we create every year (psst: […]

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The Cave of Fermented Dreams (2019)

In a not-so-remote valley in Northern Oregon, four intrepid explorers discovered a hidden treasure…

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