Archive for the ‘Mailers’ Category
Ask Dr. Cameron
Dear Dr. Cameron,
I am a proud graduate of William Jennings Bryant High School in Liberal, Kansas. Here at William Jennings we have learned that there is no such thing as evolution. We all know that […]
The Weakly Dining Guide
When it comes to fine dining, true connoisseurs know there are only two things that really matter: plate presentation and extremely long titles for dishes. That is why this week we are visiting “La Casa […]
Personals
CASUAL ENCOUNTER
You boarded the Max train by Pioneer Square last Thursday afternoon at three p.m. Silky, long brown hair, blues eyes, tri-tone beige eye shadow, medium light foundation, Frosted Berry Bon Bon lip […]
The Focuser
(Click the comic for a larger — yeah, more legible — version)
Crossword Puzzle
(Click the puzzle for a larger version you can print)
ACROSS
1. Vineyard overlooking Papists
6. Attaches grape to vine, must be removed to prevent wine from smelling like the back of an LA […]
Redefining Success: Finding Hope in a Downward Slope
If this venture doesn’t work out for you, consult these other popular titles in our portfolio:
1) Don’t Quit your Day Job for Dummies
2) Bankruptcy for Dummies
3) How to Recover From […]
Pricing
This is not nearly as difficult as some people want to make it. Surely some people look at direct costs into their wine, and divide fixed costs by the number cases produced to arrive at […]
Managing Your Fame
Dress the part; never be seen or photographed without a fleece vest bearing your name. Really tight jeans are macho (even if you’re a woman). Become a patron of the Theatre or Symphony.
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Making the Wine
Actually, making the wine isn’t so important. Let’s get back to marketing and image making.
Marketing
Any savvy businessman knows that the success of your business depends on image, not the quality of your product. Therefore: lots of caps, T-shirts, fleece and engraved wine glasses with your logo. Key chains are […]
